May 2013
unfierce:
did u ever jus make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them
evil-sherlock-holmes:
wishful-geek:
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.
I’m FedEx.
the-perks-of-being-a-killjoy:
When I was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said ‘son don’t get too attached to this band because bands break up and you will cry’
future
child: daddy what did you do when you were young?
husband: oh I traveled the world with my three best friends and performed in front of thousands of screaming girls and made millions of dollars and even performed at the white house!
child: oh that's really cool! And what about you mommy?
me: i blogged about it.
