unfierce: did u ever jus make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them
evil-sherlock-holmes: wishful-geek: do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something. I’m FedEx.
the-perks-of-being-a-killjoy: When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said ‘son don’t get too attached to this band because bands break up and you will cry’
child: daddy what did you do when you were young?
husband: oh I traveled the world with my three best friends and performed in front of thousands of screaming girls and made millions of dollars and even performed at the white house!
child: oh that's really cool! And what about you mommy?
me: i blogged about it.